Who said Tarquin Churchwell doesn't like Christmas? Here are my top ten favorite Christmas songs:
10. Santas roasting on an open fire
9. Come on, it's lovely weather for a lap dance together with you
8. I'm dreaming of a libel Christmas
7. Grandma got run over by a Range Rover
6. I saw the crack dealer kissing Santa Claus
5. On the first day of Christmas, a blogger gave to me, one restraining order
4. It's a beautiful sight, I'm happy tonight, probably because I'm so full of gummy bears
3. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to lie on my blog all day
2. The little blogger boy
1. Joy to the world, the time has come, I'm going to jail!
