By the way, TV documentaries suck. Here are five Christmas Documentaries I hated:
* Keebler Presents: "Elf Autopsy"
* Frosty the Snowman: Big Where It Counts
* Xmas at Riker's Island: "It's a Wonderful 10-years-to-Life"
* The Blogger Who Ate Christmas: Why He Did It
* Tarquin Churchwell Remembers the Very First Christmas
