There's an old expression: "Dying is easy, comedy is hard." Look how easy it was for Thomas Tarquin Churchwell last weekend to write about wanting to cause the deaths of several people. All I had to do was write a dozen posts on AOL saying "Churchwell is coming to stop you," and everyone in the blogosphere ran for cover. I made the idea of death sound as easy as buying a bus ticket.
But comedy is hard.
How can I go back to making jokes on this blog, after writing about the time I beat a man so bad that I blinded him?
But comedy is hard.
How can I go back to making jokes on this blog, after writing about the time I beat a man so bad that I blinded him?
The man I blinded wasn't even famous!
