That's "Mr. Bandit" To You

I have been calling people THIEVES for so long, my fans are bored out of their empty skulls. I get emails saying: "Tarq, when are you gonna stop? Instead of making up lies, how about posting some true confessions? Tell us again about when you used to steal watches."

Well, dum dums, I'm not sharing pickpocket memories this week. But here I am (symbolically speaking) in my new ski mask, which I helped myself to in black and 6 springtime colors.

YOU'RE INVITED!

I LUV My New Shirt

Lust In The Dust

At the end of this movie, there's a shootout.

Trying To Add More Color To My Diet

The Dummy Firing Squad

Even though I am busy doing "damage control" - meaning the "hate index" on my other blogs is down to 99.8%, here is an image that keeps running through my head.

Enjoy!

The Dummy Firing Squad

See What Happens When You Don't OBEY Thomas Churchwell

I told her to shut up, fans. I warned her.

Peekaboo...I'll Beat Up You

This is Jack Nicholson, as he looked in "The Shining." I would have posted a picture of a beaten woman, but I've had enough excitement for one week.

Yep, I had a VERY busy week. Death threats, phony truces, libel posts and a billion lies. This should shut up the dum dums that say I don't do anything!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!