Yesterday I slurred the mother of Jesus and compared her baby's conception to a teenage grope.
Big deal.
Here are some last minute wacky gift ideas. If you haven't got your shopping done, you may as well strangle yourself with your Christmas tree lights, because you won't find anything now. I can still order the following stuff online:
Get Noticed
If you're like me and want to be the center of attention, wear this wacky Singing Santa Hat on Christmas day and you'll get noticed. One size fits everybody.
Singing Santa Hat $19.99
Baby Steps
According to the website, these Freud slippers will help you "take small steps toward psychological wellness." Right.
Freudian Slippers $24.95
Gesundheit
Big deal.
Here are some last minute wacky gift ideas. If you haven't got your shopping done, you may as well strangle yourself with your Christmas tree lights, because you won't find anything now. I can still order the following stuff online:
Get Noticed
If you're like me and want to be the center of attention, wear this wacky Singing Santa Hat on Christmas day and you'll get noticed. One size fits everybody.
Singing Santa Hat $19.99
Baby Steps
According to the website, these Freud slippers will help you "take small steps toward psychological wellness." Right.
Freudian Slippers $24.95
Gesundheit
With flu season coming up, a box of tissues will come in handy. This Sneezing Tissue Box has a motion-activated cover that makes six different loud sneezing noises each time you reach for a tissue. Guaranteed to scare the snot out of you. Ha Ha!
Sneezing Tissue Box $14.98
Wizard
"Will I be famous some day?"
"Should I get a job?"
"Will I ever stop lying?"
The Fortune Teller Wizard answers all of life's important questions. Ask the Wizard a yes or no question, then pass your hand over him and he will foretell your future. Prediction: you're gonna love it.
Wizard"Will I be famous some day?"
"Should I get a job?"
"Will I ever stop lying?"
The Fortune Teller Wizard answers all of life's important questions. Ask the Wizard a yes or no question, then pass your hand over him and he will foretell your future. Prediction: you're gonna love it.
Fortune Teller Wizard $40.00
