I was 8, when I wrote this note to Santa. The year
was 1920.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
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NOTE
This blog is a parody
My Hate Free Blogs
To My Readers
When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
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2 comments:
I thought you only bribed me. You suck. No, you suck me, NOW.
And I changed back into my leather pants. I got tired of you playing with my fur balls. Hope they gave you an asthma attack.
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