Santa is an asswipe.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
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When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
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5 comments:
No, Santa's a BAD ass.
Tarquin,
What are you giving me, your very bestest pal for XMAS? P.S. Remember, last year we said NO MORE used gifts, OK?
Where's my tiny man meat? You've disappeared. Guess you enjoy reindeer love and the tiny elf road.
See? Somebody's always trying to suck off my clebrity. That profile isn't me. Old fart with a tea kettle. Geesh.
Are you a little boy or an old man? I'm confused about this, because you look like an old guy in your pictures but on the blog you have, where you snap at everybody you act my 2 year old! Good luck to you!
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