If there's anyone who needs to make a list of New Year's resolutions, it's me, Tarquin Churchwell! Here are my Top Ten resolutions for 2008:
10. Start new diet of cheese-filled weenies
9. Stop calling Mr. Barnett at 3:00 AM for relationship advice
8. Finally get named People magazine's "Creepiest Man Alive"
7. Limit myself to four hours of Internet phone sex per day
6. Update my hate lists
5. Raise financial backing for my one man ice show -- TARQCAPADES
7 comments:
Hey Tarquin you forgot one: "making people happy". LOL at you!
Tarquin, You forgot me, as usual. When are you gonna learn, don't bite the hand that gets you off, dum dum.
My New Year Resolution: Screw Over Everyone!
Hey Tarquin, What the hell happened to you? Did you forget to pay your ISP bill? Your "other" blog is dismally boring with only a few entries. Stuck using the SUS computers or are you finally giving up the HATE?
Well, in any event, it's celebration time! Thanks for this New Year gift!
I'm back. Tarquin made me dress up in this shizz cause he likes to call me Super Top Dog when I'm blowin' him. Nice, ain't it.
I couldn't stay away. Anyone in heat?
I WANT to forget you, midget. Your a moron. Here's a bulletin from the Right Stuff to you and porno reindeer: I am busy. Today I washed my extra pair of undershorts, then I cleaned my room. My chores took ten minutes, but wait, there's more. I have been playing a game...and it is taking ALL my concentration. I don't have time for YOUR childish games...just my own, dum dum.
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