Me, TOS, And The Parody Blogs

Note to Google: First, no one is "impersonating" Thomas Tarquin Churchwell on any blog. He knows that this blog, and the Breaking News blog, are parodies. He also knows these blogs are based on content published by him on his own sites. This person is a pathological liar and cyber bully. He was reported to you many times in 2006, 2007 and 2008 for writing degrading blogs in womens' names, with sex themes and cannibalism. He was reported to you for threatening other bloggers. He was reported for creating a blog in a minor's name, and posting the child's picture, and writing comments on blogs describing sex acts with the child. He has a long history of violating your TOS (some of the violations are listed in the following post), and don't you keep records of complaints??? Incredibly, you took action only once, when he infringed commercial photography and posted it on three of his Blogger sites. For two years, you suggested that victims try to 'work it out' with the tormentor. Unbelievable. Your other suggestion was to contact local police. That's all well and good, but victims cannot file a police report without first going to the state where the creep actually lives, hundreds of miles away. If he shows up in a victim's yard, as he threatened to last February, only then will the local police arrest him. As for suing him, what is the point of suing a deadbeat who has no assets? This one has been unemployed for more than a decade and lives on welfare. Trying to ignore him never stopped his abuse, so the only legal recourse left to his victims was to exercise their rights under the First Amendment, and speak out! Cyber bullying and cyber stalking are huge problems, Google. Many female bloggers have given up blogging because of these losers. Will you review the following parody post, and review the cache of his blogs on AOL and Blogger?

(Final Revision)

People are saying that I, Thomas Tarquin Churchwell, must be in the throes of a comic psychosis. I have been quoting Google's Terms of Service, as if I care about a TOS!

In case you just dropped in from Mars, I published many, many sick blogs on Blogger from 2006 to 2008. My TOS violations probably began there, on Blogger, when I was using the names Tarquin Churchwell and The Amazing Tarquin.

In addition to these hate-clogged sites:

http://tarquinchurchwell.blogspot.com
http://tarquinstruth.blogspot.com
http://tarquinstruth1.blogspot.com
http://tchurchwell.blogspot.com
http://thomaschurchwell.net

I also published this garbage on Blogger. In some of them I impersonated women!

http://howtobeamoronfreak.blogspot.com/
http://childpornofreakphotothief.blogspot.com
http://childpornofreakcunt.blogspot.com
http://thefreakinhellscloset.blogspot.com
http://susanandscarlettcookedtheirkidsandatethem.blogspot.com/
http://scarletts-art-thief.blogspot.com
http://scarlettisaliarandastalker.blogspot.com
http://childpornofreak.blogspot.com
http://scarletttherealman.blogspot.com
http://susannewtonisachildabuser.blogspot.com
http://susanandscarlettlickeachother.blogspot.com

Anyone need a moment to vomit? Okay, so when things got uncomfortable for me on Blogger last winter, I started posting on AOL as Thomas Churchwell. I used the alias "photoartist12." People remember that on AOL I stepped up my attacks on women and posted death threats. To convince readers that I was really serious about hurting women bloggers, I wrote a long, creepy post about an incident in New York six years ago, when I beat a man so bad that he can't see anymore. I really got off on the part about me licking his blood off my hand!

A few of my actual post titles on AOL:

* Churchwell: North Carolina's Child porno Queen in denial
* Charlotte North Carolina Child Porno Queen Scarlett S

* how susan newton uses 911 tragedy to post hate
* susan newton/bay area cyber stalker
* scarlett s, psycho cyber bully from north carolina

* Churchwell says, Scarlett the Freak is a liar
* Photo thief Scarlett S from NC bullies mentally ill
* Scarlett the stalker from Charlotte North Carolina
* Churchwell is coming to Stop You

The above titles were published by me between February and May 2008. When AOL closed its Homepage blogs, after receiving more than a dozen complaints about me, I ran over to Wordpress.

On my travels around the Web, I've had many detours, of course. At least one of my Blogger sites, called "No Sugar Allowed," was banned as a spam site. I was banned for TOS violations on several message boards and forums, including CourtTV. I remember a nasty time on one of the magic forums, when magicians were talking about the time I stole magic tricks from under the magicians' noses and gave them away! The Amazing Tarquin, as I called myself then, secured a spot in the Urban Dictionary as "a backstabbing, crappy magician." All of this is documented on the Web.

I never met a TOS I liked. Big deal, I think I should get a free pass on my conduct and be treated with tenderness and indulgence like a baby. I also think that if I'm not breaking any laws RIGHT NOW, then what I did yesterday don't count. People might still be reeling from something I wrote ten, or even a hundred posts ago, but as far as I'm concerned, that is yesterday's garbage, already gone to the big trash bin in my mind.

I think that if I'm not impersonating the Googlebot today,
or trying to destroy someone's business today,
or debasing women today,
or libeling people as child pornographers today,
or libeling people as drunks, liars, stalkers and thieves today,
or writing blog comments about having oral sex with a blogger's kid today,
or posting fantasies about the kid having oral sex with his mother today,
or telling people to die today,
or writing sicko sexual blogs in women's names today,
or buying ads in newspapers to slander people today,
or posting scatological stories about the Pope today,
or posting my own creation of a woman defecating on her photograph today,
or plagiarizing blogs today,
or defiling copyrighted art today,
or threatening to kill or maim today - whew!
As long as I did all that stuff yesterday, and haven't done it today (yet), then I should be wrapped in the arms of Google!

I have an incredibly screwed way of thinking.

I never feel guilty for anything I do.

And, here's another thing. Even though I have impersonated people on the web for two years, I am crying to Google: "I'm being impersonated!" I wonder why it is that I always accuse innocent people of the things I am guilty of myself?

Let's take a look at the definition of impersonation:

"An impersonator is someone who imitates or copies the behavior or actions of another, the most common reasons being an entertainer who impersonates a celebrity, making fun of their recent scandals or known behavior patterns, or a criminal who assumes the identity of another, in order gain property not belonging to them, for example."

Now, let's look at the definition of satire:

"Satire is defined as a literary genre or form. In satire, human or individual vices, abuses, etc., are described by means of parody, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humor in itself so much as an analysis of something which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit.

On the other hand, some satire has little or no humor at all. It is not "funny" - nor is it meant to be."

There you go. No one is trying to impersonate me. The parody author put a spotlight on my misogynist writings with satire - which is not a violation of any TOS. The purpose of the parody blogs has always been the same, to increase awareness of cyber bullying and help victims, who are mostly women, cope with being bullied. Victims need to know that they are not alone. Blah, blah, blah.

I have always understood that this is a parody blog. I also know that the Breaking News Blog is parody. Want proof? Here is a typical story from the Breaking News blog which I stole in September and re-published on my Wordpress site.

I gave it an enthusiastic review. My words are in bold italic:

Me and Abe Lincoln Sep 5, 2008 12:58 PM
By Churchwell

A Parody written about me by a unknown fan. I think it’s great and funny as hell. The best. I put it here to reach my fans who haven’t read it yet. If you wish to find the original author then put “Abe Lincoln and me” in the search and you will come to the original author who claims, get this, that he is “Me.” So I guess I wrote this. Dam I’m good. Nah. I didn’t write it but a true fan did. Enjoy it as I have. I quote:

"FADE IN
EXT. A stately brick building in Washington, D.C., June 1863

INT. Men in waistcoats and beards, about 15 in number, are gathered in a room furnished with wooden chairs, long tables, and a lectern. There is a din in the hall as the men greet each other.

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS: Hear ye, hear ye!

A gavel POUNDS the lectern.

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS: This Cabinet Meeting is called to order!

The men shuffle to their seats. Soon, another man enters the room. It is President Abraham Lincoln.

PRESIDENT LINCOLN: Esteemed members of my Cabinet, you are probably wondering why I’ve asked you all here today. Besides the grave necessity of discussing the status of the War Between The States, we have a guest speaker.

GROANS all around.

PRESIDENT LINCOLN: Gentlemen, please. Our visitor has traveled a long distance to be with us. In fact, he has traveled from one and a half centuries hence.

An agitated MURMUR ripples through the crowd.

EDWARD STANTON: One and a half centuries? I fear the War has taken a toll on your mental faculties, Mr. President. You are talking balderdash!

PRESIDENT LINCOLN: I assure you, Mr. Stanton, there is nothing wrong with my mental faculties.

WILLIAM SEWARD: But Mr. President, it is imperative that we discuss the approachment of Confederate troops into Gettysburg. There have been sightings―

PRESIDENT LINCOLN: In a moment, gentlemen. Lend your ears to our visitor, for he brings news that will astonish you.

More MURMURS.

An ominous CLAP of thunder sounds outside the windows. Inside, a BLINDING spotlight illuminates the double-door entrance to the hall. The doors swing open. A man enters wearing a blue leisure suit. He is lugging a rolling cart, which contains some objects that are hidden by a cloth. He guides the cart to the center of the room. Behind him enter a three-piece band, a caterer pushing a refreshment table featuring a pot of apple cider, and a photographer with a camera bag and camera. The band explodes in a lively rendition of “Get Out of Town.” The men rise to fill their glasses and then take their seats.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Abra-ca-da-bra!

He whips the cloth off a machine. A screen silently descends from the ceiling and a PowerPoint show commences. The men GASP and SHOUT in astonishment.

The gavel POUNDS.

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS: Order! Order! Come to order!

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: After I was asked to leave the twenty-first century by a unanimous vote, I decided to do some time-traveling. I heard that you need advice about the Civil War, and I am an expert on wars! So, I offer you three indispensable goodies. First–

The slide reveals an image of a small can packaged with a colorful label.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Spam. Mr. President, you historically have provided saltpeter to men of the Union Army, but believe me, this stuff can pretty much have the same effect.

The next PowerPoint slide reveals a man in a running suit.

The men MURMUR.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Second, we have Lycra. Tell your wives to add this to your britches. You won’t have to replace them as often. And, the time you spend in outhouses will be cut in half.

More MURMURS.

The third slide shows a desktop computer.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Finally, we have a little something called the Internet.

The men look puzzled.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Trust me, you don’t need to know how it works. You just need to know about this: BLOGSITE. It’s like a newspaper. But the beauty of it is that the facts it contains can be altered at any time. Don’t like your biography? Change it! Have you been a drinker? A slave owner? A philanderer, libeler, or traitor? It don't matter! You can rewrite history any way you’d like, and at any time you choose.

WILLIAM SEWARD: Mr. Benedict Arnold could most certainly have taken advantage of that.

MURMURS all around.

VISITOR CHURCHWELL: Soooo, dum dums. Whaddya think?

PRESIDENT LINCOLN: I hereby order our visitor to journey tonight to Gettysburg, where he will scout Confederate cannonballs and report directly to General Chase.”

The assembled Cabinet men rise in unison with their ciders aloft.

ALL: Hear! Hear!

EXT. Stately brick building. Its bells CHIME and CHIME as the visitor Churchwell, PROTESTING loudly, is escorted to a waiting horse.

FADE TO BLACK”

(A Parody about me written by an unknown fan. It is all over the internet! :) I hope you enjoy it as much as I do)

So, here are the two key points straight from my own mouth:

1. I know the blog is a parody
2. I like it a lot

Google, I DUPED YOU.

Now, let's see how my conduct matches up with the following list of violations against Google's TOS. Scroll down to see a summary of my violations.

PORNOGRAPHY AND OBSCENITY:

* Pornography and Obscenity: Image and video content that contains nudity, sexually graphic material, or material that is otherwise deemed explicit by Google should be made private. Otherwise, we may put such content behind an interstitial.

* Pedophilia, Incest and Bestiality: Users may not publish written, image or video content that promotes pedophilia, incest and bestiality.

* Commercial Pornography: We do not allow content that exists for the primary purpose of monetizing porn content or driving traffic to a monetized pornography site.

* Child Pornography: Google has a zero-tolerance policy against child pornography, and we will terminate and report to the appropriate authorities any user who publishes or distributes child pornography.

HATEFUL CONTENT: Users may not publish material that promotes hate toward groups based on race or ethnic origin, religion, disability, gender, age, veteran status, and sexual orientation/gender identity.

VIOLENT CONTENT: Users may not publish direct threats of violence against any person or group of people.

COPYRIGHT: It is our policy to respond to clear notices of alleged copyright infringement. More information about our copyright procedures can be found here.

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION: We do not allow the unauthorized publishing of people’s private and confidential information, such as credit card numbers, Social Security Numbers, and driver’s and other license numbers.

IMPERSONATION: We do not allow impersonation of others through our services in a manner that is intended to or does mislead or confuse others.

SPAM, MALICIOUS CODES AND VIRUSES: We do not allow spamming or transmitting malware and viruses.

And now, my violations against the Terms of Service (TOS) of Google, AOL and Wordpress:

1. Death Threats
2. Hate against women
3. Pedophile fantasies
4. Plagiarism
5. Impersonation
6. Copyright infringement
7. Publishing private information

Google has a list of complaints about me going back to at least 2006.

I've been screaming allegations to Google that I am being impersonated, but I admitted on my wordpress site that I am not being impersonated. I've been screaming "Hate!" like I always do about everyone, but there's no hatred directed at me. The parody blogs contain an honest, watered-down account of my hatred, in particular my hate for women. I've spent the last two years spouting hate on the real Thomas Churchwell blogs.

I should know that if I had something to do with what has happened to the Breaking News blog, people will shun me for that, even more than they shun me now.

Finally, note to myself: Quit playing the mental illness card. I am NOT a blameless, clueless victim who can't control myself. I know right from wrong. In the past few days, I have shown that I can control my behavior any time I want.