As I was just saying on my other blog, I have known a few intelligent women in my life... Isn't it a SHAME I never say anything nice about them, until they are dead?
Sunday, December 16, 2007
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To My Readers
When I lie about women, I reveal this:
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women
2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother
3) that I have problems with my sexuality
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22 comments:
Tarquin you are Satan, without a care for anyone in this world, especially the Eve's of this world.
Holy Crappy Xmas,
On your other blog, why in the hell are you wishing Happy Holidays to the 5 million people (allegedly) who purchased Invisible Eden and your thousands of fans. You didn't write Invisible Eden, Maria Flook did and what she wrote about you was pathetic. Moreover, you don't have more than 5 fans and that includes members of your family. Go outside in the cold, your head needs to shrink down to a more normal size.
Five million copies of Invisible Eden sold? You are wrong, snowflake. This is from phx-tech.com and additional sources also dispute your claim:
"Maria Flooks Invisible Eden (Broadway, 2003), a literary investigation of fashion writer and single mother Christa Worthington's unsolved murder on Cape Cod, was a 2003 New York Times bestseller with over 75,000 copies sold.
Amazing Tarquin:
In the air there is the smell of Christmas...maybe it will cover the stink of your last post.
Okay, I changed the post. I don't care about anyone but ME, but there's nothing wrong with that!
Then why did you tell me you loved me?
On your crappy blog you're calling yourself The Retired Guy. Don't you mean The Lazy Guy?
Dream on, asswipe midget.
Hahahahaha!
Let's call a spade a spade. That said you're The Asshole Guy.
Who are you?
Tarquin you keep changing your latest post on your other blog after reading the comments left on this blog. If you had any guts you'd open up both blogs to comments but as all of SUS knows, as well as your alleged friends and especially your shrinks, you're a coward and and liar. Hehehehe.
The Retired Guy is The Washed Up Guy.
Another asswipe shows up on my blog. Geesh!
How are your birdies?
I went over to your other blog Tarquin. You're so lonely over there that you've taken to writing comments to yourself. Why don't you take all that money you have and buy yourself a few Internet blog fans? LOL!
My birdies are fine. How are your nuts Tarquin?
Go play with your basketball. I don't believe your Mr. Barnett, because he don't know how to type.
Gotcha!
Who's KMA? Should I be jealous? Is his candy cane longer than mine? Please, Tarky I gotta know.
KMA, your still a dum dum. Last year I beat you with my brain and I can do it again. Easy. My nuts by the way would have ice on them if I went outside, but since I am not outside, they are fine.
Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!
Keep spreading the hate and lies. You're almost as big a dick as me.
Go smother yourself in a pile of needles, midget.
xmas dick, I'm a bigger dick than ANYBODY.
Hehehe.
Now, boys. No need to get into a pissing contest over dick size. We all know Tarquin suffers from micropenis which is why he is the bigger asshole.
Did you get in your jammies? The ones with the little plastic feeties? Are you going to have one of those Kama Sutra cookies before beddy bye? Did you take your Ambien and put your pacifier in your mouth? (Yeah, it's that gross pacifier, the one Big Boy Bob gave you, but you LOVE it anyway). Sleep tight, little man, I'll be in your nightmares tonight.
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